if someone is showing off their tattoo and it’s fresh and they’re happy about it do not fucking make fun of it i don’t care how pretentious or typical or pseudo-artsy you think it is if another human being shelled out a large sum of money to have something permanently etched onto their body and they are happy and proud of it do not fucking try to make them feel bad about it especially if it was a really big tattoo. holy shit.
if you work at starbucks, and are 15 minutes late, what do you show up with?
friendly reminder that if i have ever befriended you and have not spoken to you in a while it’s nothing you’ve done wrong it’s just because i’m a piece of shit at keeping in contact with people and i still love you okay good
"clean up clean up everybody do your share" what the FUCK is this communist propaganda
Careful, honey, it’s loaded,” he said, reentering the bedroom.
Her back rested against the headboard. “This for your wife?”
“No. Too chancy. I’m hiring a professional.”
“How about me?”
He smirked. “Cute. But who’d be dumb enough to hire a lady hit man?”
She wet her lips, sighting along the barrel.
u know them mutuals that ur kind of pals with but you want to be better pals with when u see them with their squad and u think “I wanna be like dat with u”
"i am not at all physically attracted to you"
is an absolutely valid reason to not want to date someone.
People had the nerve to call me shallow for this.
By the way, it’s also totally cool to turn someone down without explaining your reasons. You are not interested, no will suffice. Do not feel pressured to explain your decisions to someone else.
girl scouts are letting in trans girls and letting girls replace God with whatever they want in the pledge, also they use cookie income to support abortion and LGBT agendas
boy scouts are just now allowing gay scouts in, officially in january, but gay leaders are still banned and they’re talking about segregation on camping trips, with gay scouts and straight scouts in different tents. also they still ban atheists,
girl scouts: 10000 boy scouts: 0
Girls Scouts have been advocates for diversity and inclusivity since their inception in 1912, to wit:
- Troops for African-American, Native, and Mexican-American girls established by or before the 1920s
- Early integration of Scout troops decades before the civil rights movement
- Special efforts to involve children of migrant workers and military personnel, as well as disabled children
- Official handbooks and materials offered in multiple languages as well as Braille
- Girl Scouts Behind Bars, a scouting program for children with incarcerated parents
- An “all inclusive” official policy in matters of race, religion, sexual orientation, and gender identity - if a child identifies as a girl, she is welcome as a Scout
So feel extra good about those cookies you’re buying, y’all.